Why God never received tenure at any university

· He had only one major publication.

· It was in Hebrew.

· It had no references.

· It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.

· Some even doubt he wrote it himself.

· It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then ?

· His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

· The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

· He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.

· When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.

· When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

· He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.

· Some say he had his son teach the class.

· He expelled his first two students for learning.

· Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.

· His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.